February 2012
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How I Died Today
lunas-pudding:
These are the deleted scenes of HPDHP2 coming out on the dvd
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AHGHAKAJGHFKAJHFFG MY CREYS
FRED…NO…
SNAPE…NO…
;_;
I think I just cried tears of joy
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FEBRUARY 5TH
fuckyeahamericanidiot:
Johnny: February 5th. To the city. I held up my local convenience store to get the bus tickets. Actually, I stole the money from my mom’s dresser. Actually, she lent me the cash. Fuckin’ bitch. Give me sidewalk city shadows!
Tunny: My own private war.
Johnny: Rally the troops.
Tunny: Tell the bishop there’s a resistance occurring, ya bastard.
Johnny: Everything is so...
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FEBRUARY 2ND
fuckyeahamericanidiot:
Johnny: February 2nd. I jerked off into oblivion last night and today I forgot to shower… again. Oh well. It doesn’t matter, because I’m just gonna meet up with Will, and Tunny, and the usual suspects, again, for another afternoon of shit talkin’…
Will: And cigarettes…
Tunny: And blah fucking blahhh.
Johnny: Ain’t it neat? God said that he would skin me alive.
Will: Or...
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January 2012
First Google Searches on new computer
opencontainers:
“wikihow guillotine”
“ferret pet owner manual”
“how to ferret proof your house”
“mixing muscle relaxants adderall”
“hot beer?”
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jesuschrist-:
“…..I may have gotten Stark’s autograph for you and told the story about how you are from Missouri and adore him and can’t come to see him And before I even spoke he may have already been signing the postit and may have pouted when I told your story”
oh my god i love Meredith
I still really wish I had a photo of him pouting for you because
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now that I’ve revealed what a horrible person I am it’s time to blog like I actually have a soul where’s my stash of adorable puppies
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remember that time we pretended we were pregnant and then had an abortion or just lost the baby I don’t remember and four people stopped speaking to us forever
okay so there’s only one person on Tumblr who was there for that two if you count my non-existent conscience
forever waiting for Jason to get online
no literally, forever
I’ve been waiting for this kid to get online for over five years be it waiting three hours after a promise of being on at a set time or waiting for several months after he randomly disappears
I don’t like this game you win now get your skinny little ass online I miss making fun of you
xo your favorite non-turtle ever
WARNING: Unsupported browser add-on "Missing-E"...
ktempest:
Dear Tumblr:
1. It’s not a browser hack, it’s an extension. One that is listed on the official extension pages of both Firefox and Chrome. By labeling it a hack you’re misrepresenting it to those users who don’t know better and are scaring them for no good reason. 2. You can’t blame missing e for your own failings, Tumblr. Your servers have always had issues even before this...
Let's talk or something. →
deadbeatspencer:
I’m just hanging with my cat. Message me your number or facebook or something and we’ll chit chat it up.
I read this as “I’m just hanging my cat” and I got really, really concerned
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fun fact for my followers
hellohelicase:
thurstonheartsthewho:
because I know it will amuse most of you we have a bar around here called Jugs and Strokers I wish I was making this up
…It’s true…
I laugh every single time
okay I’m usually in the car with a mature adult like my parents and so I don’t actually laugh out loud but I laugh in my head every single time
Jugs and STROKERS
fun fact for my followers
because I know it will amuse most of you
we have a bar around here called Jugs and Strokers
I wish I was making this up
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We’re getting rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google and replacing them with one that’s a lot shorter and easier to read. Our new policy covers multiple products and features, reflecting our desire to create one beautifully simple and intuitive experience across Google.
then why does it seem like both the privacy policy and the terms of use are still too long to read?
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“You guys voted for Angry Beavers! If it was a different time this could have...”
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johnnyrage replied to your post: johnnyrage replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a…
i mean like series of unfortunate events shit :| werd = o meradith = e
What the fuck? How does someone even…?
No, I haven’t seen anything like that so far. o__o
Anyway, I sent the publishers off an email to their feedback system with a complaint. I was like, “I hope you’ve already...
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johnnyrage replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a question.
do all the mistakes spell things when corrected?
an-old-man-in-a-white-van replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a question.
It never happened to me but my Language Arts teacher mentioned that she’s read books with spelling mistakes and some grammar errors so yeah, I guess it can happen
heygloria replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a...
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Tumblr, I have a question.
I have this novel, and there are quite literally a million and one grammatical errors in it. Okay, I am actually exaggerating by saying “a million and one,” but the reality is, I’m not even a quarter of the way through the book, and I’ve found at least twenty mistakes. At least. Minimum. Now, I’m accustomed to finding some type of error in every single book I have...
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I just had a total MLIA moment.
thurstonheartsthewho:
Shoelace tips is a crossword clue. Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, I know that the answer is aglets.
if I could post the fan mail I just received without having to do work, I would maybe in like eight weeks or some shit
you know what this fan mail thing it’s exactly like the Tumblr ask box before you could post them except with fancy fonts and backgrounds
unless you could always post them and I’m thinking of how we all screencapped them anyway just because you can’t reblog...
the fuck is fan mail
Anonymous asked: why is his face really disgusting...
hey fuck you
i suggest you ask him that exact question about his face that you asked me and also add some probing additions (How do you feel about the existence of your face?how did it come to be? how does it make you feel? etc)
Idk why do you fake having a brain
guess what one time when i was in 7th grade i watered a cactus i think my experience was better than yours
i am confused about...
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http://billiejoedoingthings.tumblr.com/
Billie Joe is a multitalented person
For example, he plays the mandolin
This blog is quite educational
Together we can enlighten ourselves on seemingly useless information such as Billie Joe’s gardening habits
can I just say that this is the greatest description for a blog or for Billie that I have ever seen in my entire life