February 2012
Feb 10th
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How I Died Today
lunas-pudding: These are the deleted scenes of HPDHP2 coming out on the dvd .  AHGHAKAJGHFKAJHFFG MY CREYS FRED…NO… SNAPE…NO… ;_; I think I just cried tears of joy
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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FEBRUARY 5TH
fuckyeahamericanidiot: Johnny: February 5th. To the city. I held up my local convenience store to get the bus tickets. Actually, I stole the money from my mom’s dresser. Actually, she lent me the cash. Fuckin’ bitch. Give me sidewalk city shadows! Tunny: My own private war. Johnny: Rally the troops. Tunny: Tell the bishop there’s a resistance occurring, ya bastard. Johnny: Everything is so...
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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FEBRUARY 2ND
fuckyeahamericanidiot: Johnny: February 2nd. I jerked off into oblivion last night and today I forgot to shower… again. Oh well. It doesn’t matter, because I’m just gonna meet up with Will, and Tunny, and the usual suspects, again, for another afternoon of shit talkin’… Will: And cigarettes… Tunny: And blah fucking blahhh. Johnny: Ain’t it neat? God said that he would skin me alive. Will: Or...
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
First Google Searches on new computer
opencontainers: “wikihow guillotine” “ferret pet owner manual” “how to ferret proof your house” “mixing muscle relaxants adderall” “hot beer?”
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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jesuschrist-: “…..I may have gotten Stark’s autograph for you and told the story about how you are from Missouri and adore him and can’t come to see him And before I even spoke he may have already been signing the postit and may have pouted when I told your story” oh my god i love Meredith I still really wish I had a photo of him pouting for you because 
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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now that I’ve revealed what a horrible person I am it’s time to blog like I actually have a soul where’s my stash of adorable puppies 
Jan 29th
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remember that time we pretended we were pregnant and then had an abortion or just lost the baby I don’t remember and four people stopped speaking to us forever okay so there’s only one person on Tumblr who was there for that two if you count my non-existent conscience 
Jan 29th
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forever waiting for Jason to get online no literally, forever I’ve been waiting for this kid to get online for over five years be it waiting three hours after a promise of being on at a set time or waiting for several months after he randomly disappears I don’t like this game you win now get your skinny little ass online I miss making fun of you  xo your favorite non-turtle ever
Jan 29th
WARNING: Unsupported browser add-on "Missing-E"...
ktempest: Dear Tumblr: 1. It’s not a browser hack, it’s an extension. One that is listed on the official extension pages of both Firefox and Chrome. By labeling it a hack you’re misrepresenting it to those users who don’t know better and are scaring them for no good reason. 2. You can’t blame missing e for your own failings, Tumblr. Your servers have always had issues even before this...
Jan 29th
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Let's talk or something. →
deadbeatspencer: I’m just hanging with my cat. Message me your number or facebook or something and we’ll chit chat it up. I read this as “I’m just hanging my cat” and I got really, really concerned 
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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fun fact for my followers
hellohelicase: thurstonheartsthewho: because I know it will amuse most of you we have a bar around here called Jugs and Strokers I wish I was making this up …It’s true… I laugh every single time okay I’m usually in the car with a mature adult like my parents and so I don’t actually laugh out loud but I laugh in my head every single time  Jugs and STROKERS
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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fun fact for my followers
because I know it will amuse most of you we have a bar around here called Jugs and Strokers I wish I was making this up
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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We’re getting rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google and replacing them with one that’s a lot shorter and easier to read. Our new policy covers multiple products and features, reflecting our desire to create one beautifully simple and intuitive experience across Google. then why does it seem like both the privacy policy and the terms of use are still too long to read?
Jan 25th
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Help Subeta users get an achievement! →
Help users of Subeta get the “Super User” achievement! Click the link above. Join the website. Convince others to do the same. Make sure that you (and your friends/family) are online and on the website on Saturday, January 28th, between 7:30 and 8:00 pm Eastern Standard Time. We need 2,000+ users online in order for those of us logged in during that time to get the...
Jan 25th
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http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=anarchxthippo27 http://www.subeta.net/?refer=1039 if you join either one of these sites please use my referral link(s) KTHX.
Jan 25th
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“You guys voted for Angry Beavers! If it was a different time this could have...”
– Stick Stickly - 90s Are All That (via kenzifrenzi)
Jan 24th
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johnnyrage replied to your post: johnnyrage replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a… i mean like series of unfortunate events shit :| werd = o meradith = e What the fuck? How does someone even…? No, I haven’t seen anything like that so far. o__o Anyway, I sent the publishers off an email to their feedback system with a complaint. I was like, “I hope you’ve already...
Jan 24th
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johnnyrage replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a question. do all the mistakes spell things when corrected? an-old-man-in-a-white-van replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a question. It never happened to me but my Language Arts teacher mentioned that she’s read books with spelling mistakes and some grammar errors so yeah, I guess it can happen heygloria replied to your post: Tumblr, I have a...
Jan 24th
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Tumblr, I have a question.
I have this novel, and there are quite literally a million and one grammatical errors in it. Okay, I am actually exaggerating by saying “a million and one,” but the reality is, I’m not even a quarter of the way through the book, and I’ve found at least twenty mistakes. At least. Minimum. Now, I’m accustomed to finding some type of error in every single book I have...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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http://last.fm/user/musiquexcoeur →
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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I just had a total MLIA moment.
thurstonheartsthewho: Shoelace tips is a crossword clue. Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, I know that the answer is aglets.
Jan 19th
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if I could post the fan mail I just received without having to do work, I would maybe in like eight weeks or some shit you know what this fan mail thing it’s exactly like the Tumblr ask box before you could post them except with fancy fonts and backgrounds  unless you could always post them and I’m thinking of how we all screencapped them anyway just because you can’t reblog...
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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the fuck is fan mail
Jan 18th
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Anonymous asked: why is his face really disgusting...
hey fuck you  i suggest you ask him that exact question about his face that you asked me and also add some probing additions (How do you feel about the existence of your face?how did it come to be? how does it make you feel? etc) Idk why do you fake having a brain guess what one time when i was in 7th grade i watered a cactus i think my experience was better than yours i am confused about...
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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http://billiejoedoingthings.tumblr.com/ Billie Joe is a multitalented person For example, he plays the mandolin This blog is quite educational Together we can enlighten ourselves on seemingly useless information such as Billie Joe’s gardening habits can I just say that this is the greatest description for a blog or for Billie that I have ever seen in my entire life 
Jan 16th